why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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