I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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