Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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