i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
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