Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
how drunk are you?
Several
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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