people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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