There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
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