So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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