Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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