she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
So much Jack, so little girl.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
why is half of my head shaved?
Randomize
