And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
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