i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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