Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
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...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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