Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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