So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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