I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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