just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
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