Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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Polo
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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