I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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