Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
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