There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
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