Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
Randomize
