So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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