if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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