Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
