So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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