I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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