I don't usually arrange sex via text message
I have demons in me.
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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