Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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