So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
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