Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
His nipple licking is glorious
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