Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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