I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Randomize
