Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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