i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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