i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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