I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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