i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
Randomize
