He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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