She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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