i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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