Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Randomize
