I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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