# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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