There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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