I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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