This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
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