I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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