just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I need to align my fucking chakras
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