eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
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