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omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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